Well, let's see.......although nicknamed "farma", I'm originally from the city. Born and raised in the suburbs of the city of Melbourne, the State of Victoria, and the greatest country in the world, "Australia".

For the past twenty years I've lived in a little country town called "Darraweit Guim". A peaceful and tranquil spot, off the Northern Highway in rural Victoria. Know the old adage, "it's so quiet you can hear a pin drop", well, I think they were speaking of Darraweit Guim.

My past deeds, hmmn, not much to tell really. Started my working life as a printer, then I was conscripted into the Army for two years during the days of Vietnam. Back into the printing trade after that for two years before getting itchy feet, and joining the Melbourne Fire Brigade.

Pensioned out of that job after ten years with a back injury. Then came a series of not so glamorous jobs; bus driver, truck driver for several different companies, owner driver for a courier company, and lots of odd jobs in between.

My current interests; mainly computers; six years of night school has given me a fair working mans knowledge of the complexities and intricacies of these machines. Trouble is though, the more you learn, the less you seem to know.

What does the future hold? Let me know if you find out.